liripot: you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and...
pandacows: the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant
Romeo: I just met you
Romeo: and this is crazy
Romeo: but marry me in three days
Romeo: and commit mutual suicide
walks into chair
-makemesmile: baby you light up my world like nobody else
youaremynirvana: ok none of that bullshit faggot stuff THESE are the best feelings in the world: peeing after holding it in all day orgasms faking ill and getting sent back to bed when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality getting a back massage seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg when you try and talk to your pet in their...