Save an egg. Crack a smile :)

I have this problem where I unintentionally sound like a sarcastic asshole

liripot:

you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me  because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer

-makemesmile:

baby you light up my world like nobody else

youaremynirvana:

ok none of that bullshit faggot stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

• peeing after holding it in all day
• orgasms
• faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
• when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
• getting a back massage
• seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
• when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)

orelpuppington:

piedoomrandomcheese:

orelpuppington:

if your url contains the words ‘pie’, ‘doom’, ‘random’, or ‘cheese’

• stop

wow rude

i fucking hate tumblr