December 2011
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2:13
when I finally have sex
- some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
- me: no I read fanfiction I got this
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
Turn on.
When a guy looks “badass” but they have a sweet personality and a big genuine heart. That’s a tease. A fucking great tease.
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
I just… I can’t.
- Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
- student: you mean semen is like sugar?
- Biology Teacher: yeah basically
- me: doesn't taste like..
- Biology Teacher:
- me:
- student:
- Biology Teacher:
- me:
- student:
- me: whoops
- roses are red
- violets are red
- tulips are red
- shit my gardens on fire
- my kids: mommy and daddy how did you two meet
- me: the internet honey she reblogged my picture and that's when i knew she was dtf
thank god for autocorrect
without it i almost sent “ghjdsofszd” instead of “oinvdrsfeadjwskx”
how fucking embarrassing
When I can't find the next page button on someone's blog .. →
goo.gl
and then you gotta go up to the address bar & type “/page/2”
uarl:
theres this chinese girl who goes to my school and its her birthday today and i posted ‘jappy birthday’ by accident and now everyone is calling me racist
