arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

(via deadlyspoons)


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me

(via deadlyspoons)



hvstle:

perfectlyquaint:

justnotindie:

goldcoastfamily:

“If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” 

I just saw this without the picture and realized the deeper meaning…

I will never get over this

Wow.

hvstle:

perfectlyquaint:

justnotindie:

goldcoastfamily:

“If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” 

I just saw this without the picture and realized the deeper meaning…

I will never get over this

Wow.

(via edgeofinsanity531)


devil-inher-angeleyes:

mc-lovin-7936:

Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.

That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen

devil-inher-angeleyes:

mc-lovin-7936:

Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.

That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen

(via edgeofinsanity531)


thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

(via zarrywho)


lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

(via zarrywho)


nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(via bytheshellsea)